Thursday, February 08, 2007

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and which drinks I first started drinking, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap. If you really do want to hear about it, I suppose you should attend this.

Of course, if you'd like to hear a real professional you might want to head here instead. He's had more experience (speaking to the public, that is).